hello! finally back after staying voer my cousin's place. omg cant believe this. we actually stayed up till 4am playing gunbound. yes. u did not see wrongly. but well. i can still use the cute cute hopping machine pretty well. pretty well.

just came back from a dessert supper at the hawkers! hahahah. whooped 2 bowls of chendol and a grass jelly attap seed! omg. damn nice la. ncier than my new white fbt shorts la. (:

and and while we were eating, we started talking about the beautiful art of human nature - shitting. (: started off with my uncle shitting and then washing his ass with the super powerful spray and according to my cousin "he blardy ends up shooting all his shit onto the toilet bowl. dirty bustard." hahahaha. then we started talked about how to deal with ur rectum when u shit in public without a toilet hose. most effective measure - fold toilet paper nicely and place it on ur underwear and nicely pull ur underwear up to prevent soiling it.

THAT REMINDS ME. basket. there was once i was having diahorrea then went for training. so after training i could feel all the shit caught up in my ass alrdy. basket i knew then it could not wait. I MUST GO TO THE TOILET. but. thanks to my retarded mindset of bringing my clothes to bathe also. i took another 5secs, which cost me DEARLY! just as i arrived at the toilet. THE SHIT NVR BUY TICKET JUST RUN OUT OF MY RECTUM INTO MY UNDERWEAR- MY FAVOURITE WHITE UNDERWEAR! &#*(@&#*(@&*(#&@*&#*@*# that was a truly saddening sight as i tossed my brown underwear into the bin. ))))))):

hahahah ok im off to bed alrdy.

tmrs the big game c div! go raffles go raffles go! bring them down bring them down! (: